1. nightmargin:

    fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

    spockhetti:

    HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

    AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

    HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

    That last sentence.

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  2. rairakkun:

    gf: come over

    me: babe its friday

    gf: are you seriously choosing jojo over me?

    me:image

  3. missespeon:

    sailor moon fans, find your crystals. naruto fans, find your headbands. oreimo fans, find Jesus.

  4. (Source: capnstrawberry)

  5. waversclassmate:

    MmmmMmmmMmmmMmmmMmmmmmm

  6. (Source: kuwabaraaa)

  7. pachurz:

    triijunk:

    dorkly:

    The Most Dangerous Gamer

    I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages

    THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.

  8. bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

    bloodpuker:

    olivertwix:

    death-by-lulz:

    DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

    yes.

    (Source: petapeta)

  9. aberrantkenosis:

    aberrantkenosis:

    Here is the Gary Jules rendition of Mad World, but with the haunting pianos and vocal replaced by bike horns.

    It had a loop error at the end my bad

  10. (Source: stratosfire)