At the Banana

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jantebellum-deactivated20220702:

malandi:

full fucking offense but schools should automatically pass all students right now idgaf about nerd feelings like there’s a rule that if a disaster falls on the school like a fire or an earthquake then all the students pass well i think a global pandemic that threatens and destroys the physical emotional mental and financial aspects of people’s lives kinda fucking counts as a disaster

Hermione Granger would be so traumatised with the situation. I mean they had a serial killer coming into the school pretty much every single year and exams kept happening, and now for one virus they’d be closing…

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jungwildeandfree:

eviipaiadin:

probablybardrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

Why bother looking up new monsters when you can just double the amount of goblins-per-encounter each time the players level up?

I did the math and a deadly encounter for 20th level characters would be 127 goblins.

That’s a lot of goblins.

the party: so what’s the encounter today?

me, pouring over a hundred (100) warhammer figures onto my map behind the dm screen: it might be a dragon

the big villain of the campaign is a Colossal red dragon suit operated by 2,350 goblins

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kuueater:

Unpopular opinion

woke-up-on-derse:

splodey-goat-2:

socialistexan:

genquerdeer:

“Skyrim runs on everything” meme is just a shitty knockoff of “Doom runs on everything”. But less funny because people DO genuinely actually get Doom running on toasters and ATMs in real life.

All those pictures are 100% real and unedited.

Here are some more of my favorites:

And of course, playing Doom inside of Doom

“Skyrim is being ported to X” is funny because the implication that Bethesda is trying to squeeze blood from a stone by somehow convincing you you should buy it a 20th time on a ridiculous device

“Hey I got X to run Doom!” is funny because it’s just how computer science majors be and they actually fucking did it, y’all.

capitalism vs passion

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swarnpert:

swarnpert:

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

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